Flu Birds Not The Movie I Hoped For

When I saw the movie "Flu Birds" on the shelf at the video store, I was hoping for a pseduo post-apocalyptic movie or at the very least an "Outbreak"-style movie about the bird flu and pandemic.
What I got was a monster/slasher movie with mostly bad acting and formulaic characters. The movie starts with a pair of hunters entering the woods to go deer hunting and one of them being attacked by pteradactyl-looking large, but not giant, birds. Much later in the movie when a park ranger sees them, he claims they are probably derivatives of the condor family of birds.
I objected to his use of the word derivative and thought his assessment, based on seeing one of them soar behind his vehicle at high rates of speed, was unbelievable at best, but well so was the entire movie.
After the scene with the hunters, we encounter a group of juvenile offenders brought to the woods as part of their rehabilitation program. Again, the group is largely stereotypes pretending to be characters. There's the tough girl who did wrong but has a good heart, the sexy bad boy, the brainless tramp, a suburban gangster wannabe, and the pothead.
A couple of the early victims don't even warrant that much characterization. Shortly after they are introduced, one of them is attacked and the camp counselor is killed while screaming for them to run away. Shortly thereafter the park ranger finds the one hunter who survived the encounter with the birds, but the hunter is unconscious and cannot talk about what attacked him.
Through badly done medical scenes, we learn that he was attacked by a bird (duh!) and has contracted a mutated, severe strain of the avian (bird) flu. The "doctors" call in the Centers for Disease Control and offer an oratory on the fact that the bird flu has never been seen on this continent, much less in a mutated form.
The movie just goes downhill from there. The CDC officials that arrive are poorly-trained commandos in black SWAT-esque gear and rebreathers. The infection control procedures in the hospital where the first victim is taken are non-existence and the CDC lets two people who have been in contact with the disease leave to go try to rescue the kids in the woods.
The end is predictable and the foreshadowing is poorly done. There is some satisfaction that the truly evil (most of them) get what they deserve, but some people survive that according to the rules of horror films shouldn't have.
And, there are truly bad editing mistakes. At one point, the tramp and the bad boy are making out (the most sex the movie offers) and we see her take down the straps of her tank top. In the very next scene when the monsters attack, her shirt is fully in place with no sign that she had to put it back on.
While this was not as bad as some movies I've seen, like "Absolute Zero" or as bad as ones I've had to turn off midway through, this is not a movie I'd ever recommend. And, for Dawn, this is definitely not a horror movie to watch. My friend Dawn has a problem with birds and is especially terrified when birds attack the eyes. This movie would definitely make her squirm.

Eagle Eye: Paranoia Anyone?

If you believe the film "Eagle Eye", Big Brother really is watching and can control every aspect of the interconenected world with just a flip of the switch.
In this Steven Spielberg produced flick, Shia LaBeouf plays a Copy Cabana employee suddenly framed for terrorism and Michelle Monaghan gets pulled into a caper to rescue Shia's character Jerry from the FBI and accompany him on a mission across half the eastern United States. Along the way they encounter computerized control of everything imagineable from the elevated trains in Chicago to national security computers. And, of course, there is the amazingly destructive new weapon they encounter and more.
In many ways, it is a typical spy flick with some nice twists in the plot to keep the audience wondering, for about half the movie, who the bad guy, or this case bad girl, on the telephone might be. The answer is revealed to the audience, and the main characters simultaneously about halfway through the movie and then the writers are a bit slower to reveal why she's gone bad and what exactly she might be up to.
It's not a bad movie for action sequences and the story line, but somewhere along the line whether it was in the screen play and the need for car chases and flashy special effects or in the original story line, things go awry.
Early in the movie, dozens of Chicago police officers are killed in a car chase and later dozens of innocent bystanders are killed in a confrontation between the bad guy and our heroes. While I am not opposed to killing in movies (hey, I like horror movies), the gratuitious body count in this movie is ridiculous.
While Speilberg does not Nuke the Fridge quite as literally as he did in his last project with Shia, Eagle Eye definitely suffers from too many special effects and too much effort to show us the dangers of Big Brother. The suspension of disbelief can only go so far.
For any long term movie fans, comparisons to the 1980s movie "War Games" abound and sadly, "War Games" works a little better.

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Okay, so the rest of the world saw this when it was new back in July. Sometimes, I'm a little slow. My BFF Dawn brought this with her while visiting for New Year's so that I could see. We are both huge Joss Whedon fans though I am more of the Buffy and Angel variety while she loves all things Serenity and Firefly.
My hubby prefers Joss's comic book writing.
Regardless, we are all fans.
So, sitting around watching Dr. Horrible was part of the planned activities for the visit and then it was an unplanned part of our New Year's Eve Party. Some of the guests hadn't seen it, so it played in one room while the rest of us played Munchkin Quest in the other room.
Having seen it, we all had our favorite lines. Some of the boys are very fond of Nathan Fillion's adlibbed line about his penis being his hammer. Personally, I love the line "Captain Hammer, Corporate Tool".
For the one or two people in the world who like me missed the blog the first time around, the short film (42 minutes) is done as a video blog entry for Dr. Horrible, aka Neil Patrick Harris. who knew he could sing?
His arch nemesis is Fillion's Captain Hammer and they are competing for the love of a girl named Penny.
The project was created during the 2007 writer's strike in Hollywood when Whedon and his brothers wanted to do something, but didn't want to violate the terms of the strike. Fans of Whedon will love the project, especially those who enjoyed the Buffy the Vamptire Slayer episode "Once More With Feeling".
Whedon and his brothers prove that they love to play with sarcasm in a song and in multi-part harmony. The feeling of the short film is very similar to the tongue in cheek attitude of the Buffy episode and once again Whedon manages to make actors and actresses sing and do it convincingly. Fillion's Captain Hammer is the least adept at singing, but the style fits the overinflated ego of the superhero perfectly.
The only disappointing portion of this video is how excruciatingly difficult the easter eggs are to find and access. Since we generally use a PS2 for movie viewing, we could not comply with convulted instructions to reach the easter eggs. Worse yet, one of them requires finding a sport where an ISBN for a Mariah Carey cd is mentioned and then entering the easter egg via a mention of Mariah Carey in the commentary. Way to convoluted to be worthwhile.
However, the video application for entry into the Evil League of Evil and the sing-along commentary are definitely worth a peek.

"The Spirit" An Adult Fairy Tale

Last night, we went to see The Spirit and though the film style is reminiscent of Sin City, I would not recommend that people see this thinking it will be like anything else by Frank Miller.
As this is his directoral debut, there are some problems with the directing, but nothing that can't be overlooked.
Arthur the Cat is adorable and so if Muffin, the puppet cat.
For those unfamiliar, The Spirit is based on an old graphic novel by Will Eisner. Eisner is a classic of the golden age of comics, where the good guys are always good and noble and the bad guys are kinda stupid. As long as you expect that going in, then you won't be disappointed.
The movie is a bit hokey. No one actually acts or talks like that. And, it's a weird world with 1930s-era vehicles and buildings, but cell phones too.
Samuel L. Jackson plays The Octopus, the main villain in this romp. He is obsessed with immortality and eggs. The later is a running gag through the film and pretty funny.
Eva Mendes is a psuedo-villain in the piece and also one of The Spirit's love interests. For people obsessed with this lovely lady, she is terribly hot in the black lace number near the film's finale.
The short synopsis of the movie is that The Spirit is a masked super hero that guards Central City from evil-doers like The Octopus. The movie is basically his creation myth and as superhero movies go, it follows some good rules. There is only one main villain. It's quippy. The action scenes are short and comic book funny too.
The problem with this film is that it will be unfairly compared to Miller's huge hits "300" and "Sin City", most specifically the later because it is filmed largely in black and white with spot color--a little bit of blue and a little bit of red.
The comparison is unfair as this is a much older story and targets a very different audience. If you don't mind a bit of hokey and a fairy tale for adults, this is a fun movie.